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Saturday, January 29, 2011

DEJA VU


Déjà Vu all over again!!! I'm getting news from all over Malaysia that schools are holding their Cross-country races within this month.. and I, as the athlete of my former school, get psyched up mad with all this... I WANNA PARTICIPATE!!!
But the real Déjà Vu is that I'm still being referred to by my juniors and my former classmates... It feels weird really, it's like I'm one of those authors that respond to people seeking advice on the Ask Aunty columns you see in magazines... but I feel the joy too... being looked up at as a guy who can help, because 'help' is really a huge word to me. I can do something big for a change..

I'm the idiot of the group


Talk about knowing, I'm still pissed with my friends... most of them think I'm a foolish child who can't think far enough to give an opinion... once I tried to voice out my opinion in a meeting... just trying to help, but I ended up being scold at by THEM...
It’s outrageous!!! I thought, “Fine!! Then GO AND ROT YOURSELVES!!!”...
here's the thing, I prefer to be open minded, but when people are wrong, totally wrong, I come in and try to help... but what happened was I got scold... that's when I started looking at things a new way,
And guess what, more people turn out to be wrong to begin with... FYI, people tend to call those who wouldn't accept advises ego, but as-a-matter-of-factly, they're egoists... and I have been trying to correct my friends ever since, and it turns out that for study-geeks, these guys are stubborn, and they call me an ego...  FINE, again, DO AS YOU LIKE IT... I wouldn't give a damn about any of you anymore...

Laugh Out Loud!!!

I've been noticing a lot of stuff lately, one of them was how splendid some things intellects would label as stupid or idiotic or perhaps even a waste of time are...
Let's take comedy for example, I know many of my study-freak friends wouldn't laugh thinking that it'd make them look immature and stupid in front of others. But what they didn't notice was how communication and laughter could bring people together, and how these two subjects work so well together. I find it amazing how audiences could respond to statements following a story the comic presents that has a specific tone. I watched a few videos before starting to work on this post, among the comics were Ahmed Ahmed, Maz Jobrani, Aron Kader, Dean Obeidallah, and Wonho Chung (really, that's his real name... not kidding). It's amazing how these comics can give one particular statement that sends the whole crowd laughing their hearts out. Don't get it? Here are some few examples I can share...
Observe the sentences written in Italic which represents a story or a situation and then the corresponding statement underlined which representing the statement that sets the laughter off...

my dad wanted to take my family out on a fishing trip at a beach in Selangor, but after a few hours looking for an exit to the beach, my bored brother innocently asked my dad, 'Are we there yet???' and my dad's calm response was...” “'don't worry, we'll get somewhere...'”

after 9/11th hate crimes towards middle eastern Muslims went up more than a thousand percent which still puts Muslims in fourth place in the hatred list” “right after black guys, gay guys, and jews... so what exactly do we have to do??!!”

as I have a middle eastern descent, a director during an audition was like, 'oh, so you're an Arab..'” “'..can you say, 'I will kill you in the name of Allah!!!'?”... “I was like,'I can say that, but what if I say, ''hello, I'm your doctor,''' the director said... “Great!! And then you hijack the hospital”

I want to play a bad guy in the movies, I wanna rob a bank in a film, but do it with a gun...” “not with a bomb wrapped around me.”

being a middle eastern, people often look at me in a strange way, once there a guy sitting opposite of me at an airport, he was holding his magazine  upside down and looking at me suspiciously...” “oh the humanity...”

Get the idea? I found out that it was only fair that I watch for some other details in presenting a funny statement and as you can observe, I wrote some of the phrases in Italic and Bold. These phrases hint the audience on what was going on at that instant and how the coming statement is funny. These few little details not only contribute to the laughing but also stimulates the audience's brains to understand one topic faster... take my fourth example for instance, as soon as the comics says “..but do it with a gun...” the audience picks up the understanding that “this guy is being stereotyped as a terrorist” and as the comic goes “...not with a bomb wrapped around me.” the atmosphere is just blown away by laughter which so happens maybe due to the things going on in the audience's mind that very instant- maybe they're laughing because of they're right, or perhaps they're just acknowledging that the comic actually does have a point.

Another thing I noticed about comedy is that most of the things they joke around are about sex, religion, and politics, because without these topics, we don't really have much to joke about. But the beauty of this department is that as these topics get talked about, people are brought together, happily, and no hatred is bred. And debates can go on in a much much more peaceful air this way, won't it? Even when its about something that's bothering us, laughing about it for a while could bring all the stress of it to relief. I wish to be able to talk about these topics in public every once in a while so that people would start to realize about these things... I mean even with the freedom of speech, Malaysians can't understand unity to it's full potential. You say something about the truth and the next thing you know is that you're being held custody under the International Security Act. Or maybe when you quote out a joke, many people in Malaysia nowadays don't get it or barely laugh but instead they dully say “yeah yeah that was funny, I like that...” or “HILLARIOUS, my friend, you can almost hear me laugh, that's how funny it is...”

So what's wrong if we take things easy a little more and let our faces smile every once in a while? I say that I think it is about time for us to come back to appreciate laughter and the joy it offers... don't you?

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Hiss....

I killed a snake, in my front yard... I was raking some leaves and some rubbish(cursed irresponsible neighbors)... and suddenly I realized that I just cut a 14-foot snake into three pieces, and I think I crushed its head. I stepped on it I guess... 
Traumatic, I panicked, but then managed to pulled myself together in just a matter of seconds- after all, better it than me, right? I then remembered in one of the Biology classes that I have attended back in high school, one of the ways to preserve a specimen was by submerging the specimen in saturated sugar solution, and so, yes, I tried. I thought that it'd be cool to have one of those jars with dead animals that boys usually have in cartoons. But it worked only for a day. Next morning it started smelling awful and it looked gruesome. So, I thought that it deserved a funeral...(yeah right..) so with my gardening tools, I dug a small hole, and let the poor thing rest in peace.









and so here lies a dead snake...
this was when I preserved it..
A few steps away form the little grave, that's when it just came to me, I FORGOT TO SKIN IT!!! The snake's skin could just be a little bit of fortune itself. But a second thought just came to me after that, though... to get the skin after its funeral would make me look cheap. So, never mind the skin. But just in the name of science, I'm gonna have a peek of what happens as it rot within a few months' time...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

a call...


I have read a few of my friends' blogs, posts, whatever... and I can tell you this, most of my friends are really into Islamisme... not a bad thing though... but think of it friends... even when we are The deen of LIGHT, we need a proper approach to others...
a simple metaphor, if a preacher talks in a mosque, he's talking to the people who knows about what he's talking about... but if he says the same thing only in a different environment, a circus perhaps, he'll end up being the laughing stock of the crowd... or even worse, he'll even perhaps be one of them...
get it? A friend in facebook posted, “looked out at the world, what a shame... looked around in facebook, all the same...” no offense, but I say as long as the line is not crossed, there's no need of talking shit about people... not now that the human rights are well protected.. of course, faith is questionable to everyone.. even preachers... here's a thought... if you ask many Malaysians will say proudly say that they're affiliated to Islam... but ask again, not many practice it... yet the same people will go and say “hey, don't you dare question my faith!!!” of course, as if people won't question your faith when you're a Muslim but you drink, have sex, not pray, gamble, go to wild parties and all that... only thing about being a Muslim left there is not eating pork...
imagine that...

friends, I call upon all of you, we live in a plural community, and as much as you hate them, you'll always have to accept the fact that they're free to practice their beliefs even if they look ridiculous in your eyes...
and no bad thoughts about anyone... I'm not backing anyone but I see no good if the Muslim community condemns others when we ourselves need amends...

MY LIFE


Ahhh, well, it's been a long time, yes, well, I have been up to a lot of things really...
tell you seriously, after school, I have been interested in studying... really I have...
unbelievable, when after all these years, I have condemned Malaysia's education system...
but here's what I think...
exam oriented studies are killing what is now tomorrow's intellectuals...
I mean, the kids now study not because they want to, but rather because they have to..
teachers and parents keep on saying that “SPM is everything” and that “life is a race, and if you don't run fast, you will fall down being pushed by others” which drives the kids to study their heads off like cuckoo birds when they actually don't have to..
I finished my studies in high school as an ace but still I felt that there's a lot of details I've missed out in everything that I have learned...
perhaps it was application to those Physics lessons all the time...
my friends face a lot of trouble trying to sink everything lesson in while I just sit back enjoying physics with much understanding...
maybe the fact that I realized what it means to appreciate the knowledge when my friends can't really seem to understand what appreciate means have put me in a much much better position compared to them after all.
Come to think of it...
I don't mean any offense, but, I'm glad I'm no longer with any of my classmates now...
each and every one of the being “robots” and all, they literally just study and leave all the rest to me...
frustrating much! I always tell them that they have to leave their books behind someday. I guess now is that day... I look up at facebook to check up on what they're up to and all I can say is that they're not studying anymore... haha!!
point made? All these five years in high school especially the last two years have been devoted by my friends for the godforsaken SPM... what's up with that??? has everybody gone totally nuts?
But now that it's all over, I' just glad I'm away from my classmates that think they know everything and I'm the fool of the century.
Having my perception means I can see the whole wide world with a little more beauty alongside an I can feel satisfied with basically any outcome...
And about the SPM results...
I wouldn't give a damn about it...
there's still a hella of things that I can do to make my life worthwhile without it... so I'm just glad that I can live in the moment right now...

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

well... it surprises me that I've actually gained some more followers even though I've benn away for so long...
well then, I guess I better get started with new posts...
but for now, here's a few photos from my friend...
just some for the memories of 2010...
happy 2011 everyone...